This Month at Textbroker: April 2011
Textbroker would like to introduce a new editor! He has adopted the name Hōjō Keiji after recently finishing his studies at Oxbridge Academy for Super Gifted Writers Who Can Excel at Haiku. While he's been busy rating articles, he still had time for a brief interview.
Textbroker would like to introduce a new editor! He has adopted the name Hōjō Keiji after recently finishing his studies at Oxbridge Academy for Super Gifted Writers Who Can Excel at Haiku. While he's been busy rating articles, he still had time for a brief interview.
TB: How did a famed haiku master like yourself get started at Textbroker?
HK:
unemployment sucks
ramen only so tasty
stomach was growling
TB: Where do you get your inspiration?
HK:
kittens are manly
please do not say otherwise
my sword hand is quick
TB: What is your pet peeve?
HK:
semicolons win
abusers will be fileted
stick with what you know
TB: Boxers or briefs?
HK:
garments offend me
elastic waist is stifling
the ladies approve
TB: How did you get your mad ninja haiku skills?
HK:
this question is silly
at ninja academy
editors are noobs
TB: Any advice for our authors?
HK:
be sure to wear pants
probation limits your jobs
learn from my mistakes
TB: Absolutely riveting, Keiji. You are truly a legend amongst men.
To our authors,
Happy April Fools' Day, and enjoy your ratings! I'll be posting the updated 5-star process soon.
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